24thMED
08-08-2007, 05:21 PM
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen what you've scratched
with them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Gives "Have you seen my floppy?" a whole new meaning.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 7:00 am!"
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen what you've scratched
with them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Gives "Have you seen my floppy?" a whole new meaning.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 7:00 am!"