I got a flu shot today........

[SuperD]

........and I almost feel privileged! It seems most years there are advertising campaigns and you almost have to beat people over the head to get a flu shot. But now that they are scarce, people are virtually fighting over them.

[Roadrunner]

Not me! You can keep that shit, I HATE shots.

[Clydetz]

One of the cities out here is holding a lottery to see who gets to have the shot! :-D

[007]

Flu shots are scarce? How come? :?

[Clydetz]

Mainly 'cause the US don't buy the stuff the French make!

[SuperD]

Flu shots are scarce? How come? :?
You haven't heard? It is a huge deal this year. Something like half of the entire country's stock got canned because of some kind of contamination problem at the factory where they were made.

[SuperD]

Not me! You can keep that shit, I HATE shots.
"Get the flu shot, not the flu" HAHAHAHA (That's usually the tag line the ads have when they push the vacine)

[007]

Wow, that sucks. If it doesn't get posted on here then I never hear about it. :help:

[SuperD]

It's even being played in the election. Kerry is blaming Bush for it of course. :dumbness:

[007]

Fucking liberal assholes. :dammit:

[cutty]

I think around here they just passed a law that says you have to
be over 90 or already dieing of something to get it. :smt045

[SuperD]

It even worse here, if you are over 90 or already dying then they write you off............NO FLU SHOT FOR U!!

[Pumpkin]

Actually, there was like, 8 shots that they thought were contaminated but they weren't sure which one so they got rid of the whole batch, I don't watch the news by the way, I just know cuz my mom is a nurse :-D

[SuperD]

Makes sense. 8 shots are bad so they would trash some 20 MILLION (!!) so they wouldn't get sued if something happened. :dumbness:

(I blame everything on the lawyers...phuckers :smt067 )

[BenDibble]

I blame it on the flu. without the flu we wouldn't need flu shots. eh? :doublefu:

[Wolfgang]

No, it's just another case of the drug companies making more money. The health care system and the government push it for them, it's FREE advertising for them. 90% of all ADHD or ADD cases aren't the disorder at all, but all of them get drugged up to the points where they can't do anything. Doctors are pushers for drug companies, and so is the state. If you don't get the flu, you'll get something else. Besides, flu shots could have any kind of mind controlling chemical, because the government is in the game to control though.

I don't mind needles, it's better then having to get a blood sample from your feet :dumbness:

[Clydetz]

I blame it on the flu. without the flu we wouldn't need flu shots. eh? :doublefu:

Damn... Dibble, you're starting to make sense! College life must agree with you! :twisted:

[Likwid_Cid]

Suck it up, pussies.

It's only the flu. Only people who should fear the flu like it's a stripper with an adam's apple are old people, people with AIDS or other illnesses that lower the immune system. I'm sure there are some other people but fuck them.

Anyways, I don't get the flu shot anymore. I remember one time getting the flu shot and getting the flu pretty bad. I guess it wasn't weak enough. All I could do was rub my cunt and hope the pain would go away.

Fucking last Thursday, I grabbed my phone and then looked at the cloud that was over my coffee maker. It winked at me. I waved. I then kicked the corner of the wall to see if my cousin was coming over. I was on stage for 3 weeks before I sang while in a wheelbarrel. The cheese is better when the words are purple.

[Pumpkin]

Cunt is a horrible word you know :dumbness: :D

[Pumpkin]

No, really, it is

[Mr.LaBella]

Suck it up, pussies.

It's only the flu. Only people who should fear the flu like it's a stripper with an adam's apple are old people, people with AIDS or other illnesses that lower the immune system. I'm sure there are some other people but fuck them.

Anyways, I don't get the flu shot anymore. I remember one time getting the flu shot and getting the flu pretty bad. I guess it wasn't weak enough. All I could do was rub my cunt and hope the pain would go away.

Fucking last Thursday, I grabbed my phone and then looked at the cloud that was over my coffee maker. It winked at me. I waved. I then kicked the corner of the wall to see if my cousin was coming over. I was on stage for 3 weeks before I sang while in a wheelbarrel. The cheese is better when the words are purple.

damnit! this fucker aint said shit funny for like 3 years and then THIS! :D

[Likwid_Cid]

You haven't known me for 3 years.

[BenDibble]

but you see, when it is written on a flower, it is ok.

http://www.zandbroz.com/Cunt.gif

[007]

I've never had a flu shot in my life. :?

Mind control chemicals in vaccinations?? Step away from the bong, Wolfie! :doublefu: