The Nicker
01-28-2005, 09:31 AM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I
don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed
in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee
down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease
into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at
me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into
bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY??"..."
and she acts like she is asleep every time!!!
when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I
don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take
my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed
in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee
down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease
into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at
me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into
bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY??"..."
and she acts like she is asleep every time!!!