X-rayeyes

[Clydetz]

X-rayeyes


I have x-ray vision.
I’ll be ever so gentle.
With all of my precision
I won’t be judgmental.
Now, lift up you sweater
and your blouse as well.
Let these x-ray eyes get a better
look at you, Danielle.
Now let’s remove your bra
so we can begin the exam.
Hold on there Dr. Grabbie, I don’t believe ya
and I’m not fallin’ for your scam!
If ya have x-ray vision in those eyes,
why would I even have to undress?
I’m not listening to your lies!
You caught me darling, I confess!
Don’t blame me for trying though,
I never said I was a gynecologist
and I don’t plan on charging you any dough.
I’ll never amount to anything but a lousy apologist!