GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
01-24-2007, 11:33 AM
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted up my darkened Ran Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of the nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted up my darkened Ran Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of the nosey ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."