You Got the Guts or the Balls?

[SinCity]

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out smelling of perfume and booze, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

[Clydetz]

Yeah... I can say that... I'm not married! A married guy would be pulling a fireplace poker out of his chest while he got hit in the head with a cast iron frying pan if he said it! :devilzeek

[leanne]

he he he

thats funny, i prefer the first one tho lol

[Keith_Beef]

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,


"Did your mother lend you her ride?"

[ded i]

"You're next" would really make me laugh. :bwah:

[SinCity]

"GUTS" is too funny.

"BALLS" will only work with open minded sweeties like DD. Right?

[Stabber]

Balls will only work if she castrates them and puts em in a jar on the mantle:thefinger