GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
01-19-2007, 03:10 PM
They always ask at the doctor's office why
you are there and you say in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with
you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded
Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached
the desk, the Receptionist said,
Yes sir,what are you seeing the
doctor for today?
There's something wrong with my dick, he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said,
You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's waiting room
and say things like that .
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said .
The Receptionist replied, You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something
and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.
The man replied, You shouldn't ask people things in a room
full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone .
The man walked out , waited several minutes and then re-
entered . The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes?
There's something wrong with my ear, he stated .
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice.
And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?
I can't piss out of it, the man replied .
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter .
you are there and you say in front of others
what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with
you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded
Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached
the desk, the Receptionist said,
Yes sir,what are you seeing the
doctor for today?
There's something wrong with my dick, he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said,
You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's waiting room
and say things like that .
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said .
The Receptionist replied, You've obviously caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have
said there is something wrong with your ear or something
and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.
The man replied, You shouldn't ask people things in a room
full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone .
The man walked out , waited several minutes and then re-
entered . The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes?
There's something wrong with my ear, he stated .
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice.
And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?
I can't piss out of it, the man replied .
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter .