GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
01-19-2007, 02:55 PM
A man and his wife were working in their garden
one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your! butt is getting
really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue."
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. .
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie
one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your! butt is getting
really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue."
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. .
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie