Bar joke

[Sean H]

Guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his cock.
The barman asks him "hey feller, do you know there's a steering wheel attached to your cock?"
"Yeah," says the guy "it's driving me nuts."









...a brief note to all my American brothers and sisters. This joke is best retold with a cockney accent.

[Mr.LaBella]

Oi-Irish? Oiiim naught Oi-Irish, iiiiiyam from Yawkshoyeeeere!


*spits beer all over lady and tells the other hooligans his tale!*

[xrayzebra]

The joke sucked until you translated - then it was damned funny.

[Ken Brock]

I thought it was funny