A Man Went to Church...............

[Semper708]

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?!"

[Cindy Denning]

THAT was funny. I went to a Sunday sermon and the preacher was shaking hands with the congregation on the same side of the church I was sitting in, a woman pipped up and said "Oh, you finally made it to this side at last" the preacher laughed and said "I don't make it here often because it's the non-tithing section!" we all had a good laugh.

[Guillermo]

Funny and I'll use it the next time I put $5,000 in.