Curse Words

[cutty]

I am trying to improve my vocabulary.

Usually stick with the standards---SHIT---FUCK.

Sometimes BLOW ME or COCK SUCKER.

I am looking for new words or phrases to use, just trying to be
a better person. :)

[L33731]

I was always fond of assmongerel, dipshit, & dumbfuck.


But those aren't very original.. :poke:

[Xarathos]

I have found that "jesus fucking christ" is a real attention getter. Or "you fucking idiot" works well to.

[JackBlades]

Shalzbot!

[Kalooch135]

Fuckstick

Fucktard

Tool

[cutty]

COCK KNOCKER is a good one to.

And, as we all know. If you want to piss off a woman--call her a----

Cunt.

Anywoman, anytime, anywhere. Its universal. :devil:

[Mr.LaBella]

Douche Tits.

I use that alot.

[cutty]

What happened to " Shit Niiggers" ?

[L33731]

I know kaxters favorite curse word, but he only uses it when I am drilling him in his ass :assfucked:



FIXED :doublefu:

[WT351]

Tartar Sauce!
Barnacles!








Yeah, yeah, too much Spongebob :idunno:

[Pumpkin]

Numb nuts. :D

[Xarathos]

Dick Smack.
Pussy Fart.

[cutty]

Pussy fart--I believe Queef is the biological term. :D

[Guillermo]

Pussy fart--I believe Queef is the biological term. :D

Girls say queef, I call em pussy farts. :devil:

[007]

I'm not very original when it comes to foul language, I go with the old standbys and try to make up for lack of originality with vehemence.

[Clydetz]

I can remember back in high school... some kid was talkin' shit to me. Looked him in the eye & said... 'You're a muther fuckin' shit head, ass hole!' Both started crackin' up & became pretty good friends after that!
I worked a couple of years on 3rd shift during the summers of high school. The men, women, supervisors and grunts favorite expression was 'fuckin' piece of shit'! You couldn't finish a sentence without using that phrase.

[GigOne]

Cheesedick, assswipe, nut-hugger, rump ranger, and phuckstick work very well. :-D

[D-Boy]

My new favorite - KNUCKLE-FUCKER

[Komodo]

I don't curse,
You pile-drivin' Father Fucker! :devil:

[Guillermo]

Pig humper, trolip, scank ass cunt, diesel dyke, poontang, pole smoker, or I will kill you, you stupid fuckin bitch.

[tubtar]

Shit dick works well for getting someones dander up. I am partial to fuck face or exchanging parts of someones anatomy i.e. shut your cock hole instead of would you please be quiet.
When it gets serious I often revert to the Frank Booth , as in " Who is this FUCK ! "
A good script writer does a lot of homework for us in this department.
David Lynch or Quentin Tarrentino have a lot of great phrases and expressions for a wide variety of social interactions.
The key is to have fun !
J.S. :-D

[SuperD]

'Mother shitter'.

I've grown fond of that one.

Oh and ' Cock Smoker'.

That's a good one too.

[Glenn]

Girls say queef, I call em pussy farts. :devil:

Pussy farts is what they are. :thumbsup:

[sirhorsechoker]

your face drinks dick milk ya bitch ass clumsy fuckboy.

[englishmark]

Oi Wanker !!!!!

Or if you want to add a bit of class, call someone a "Wankoor"........:thumbsup:

[perado]

"Syphilitc afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck" has stood me in good stead over the years.

[tx101]

Toss-pot

Fucking Muppet

Dopey cunt

[elusiveweasle]

Cunt rag
Jizz bag
Drippy dick
Douche bag milkshake (South Park gets props for that one)
Ball cheese

[firebolt]

god gloeiende godverdomme :ropeman:


had the pleasure to work with some Cali mountain people,
guy was only 5 feet tall, but he could swear like a 6 ft sailor

[begreen61]

My tendicies first off mad at myself a very loud FUCK,,mad at someone else you fucker/or cunt ( sorry Ladies)and i just dont like ya, your a Peckerwood

:bwah:dumb fuckers:bwah:

:devilcorn:

[GEEZER]

...sperm burpin' gutter slut...

[K-shizzle]

If you're looking to make your curses more original, then instead of learning a bunch of different curses, you might just put them into an original witticism, or just eliminate the cursing in favor of a "scholarly" insult.

"I can't tell if you shit yourself, or if you're just talking."

"I met your cousin looking into a microscope the other day. I'm telling you, chlamydia has evolved so far."

"You sir, are an animal. I we are but a shit stain on the underwear of life, then you are a gangrenous HPV pustule."

On a side note: I personally think that HPV is so disgusting that it should have it's own place in the dictionary of curse words.