McFeeley's PocketWrench 2

[Sean H]

We can't get them over here in England, as McFeeley's doesn't ship to the land of rain.
Anyone wanna help a brother out and ship a couple over to me?
Paypal would be good.

[Pyro]

Send me one too please at the expense of Sean :spin:

[cutty]

Where can they be found?

[Soup_Monger]

McFeeleys has them.... :bwah:

http://www.mcfeelys.com/product/PW-1000/PocketWrench-II

I'll have one at the expense of Pyro. :devilzide

[cutty]

9.95--420 steel. The shipping would cost more?

[Pyro]

9.95--420 steel. The shipping would cost more?

You should be able to ship half a dozen or so in a flat rate $5.25 GPM envelope, I'll buy soupy one if Sean buys me one :ssmile:

[bardster]

cool, always wanted one of those - but could never remember where i saw them

[Sean H]

Hmmmm...Pyro, you seem mighty keen. Wanna organise a group buy?I'd do it myself but I feel at odds with the human race this month.
If only my people would return to pick me up....

[Pyro]

Hmmmm...Pyro, you seem mighty keen. Wanna organise a group buy?I'd do it myself but I feel at odds with the human race this month.
If only my people would return to pick me up....Find me somewhere I can order them from (that either accepts visa electron or paypal) that will lie on the customs slip (I don't like VAT or Duty) and I will :thefinger

[Sean H]

I fear we may have to induce one of the "colonials" to do it. Has anybody got any "maryjuhwanna"? It makes them more compliant, I hear.

[Pyro]

I fear we may have to induce one of the "colonials" to do it. Has anybody got any "maryjuhwanna"? It makes them more compliant, I hear.

From what I hear rohypnol and GHB work better :spin:

[Sean H]

I might just have to post on every thread until somebody feels sorry for me....




...been trying for months to get hold of these....:jduh:

[Mr.LaBella]

Tinysd volunteers his services. He has an account and will do the group buy considering he is enumerated and gets one for free. The colonials have responded the ball is in your court. :signhere:

sorry TSD, you said you could do it! 1 shipment to The UK to be distributed by whoever there.

:woot:

[Ropeman]

I'll get one and do the UK posting if no one else is keen. might need to wait for me to get to shore though :jdwink2:

Some thieving scrote had my spare out of my locker a few months ago :bang:

[Manganr]

Go on then i'll have one too. Thanks TinySD. You da man.

Where's the blonde jogger gone? the world is a colder sadder place without her!:kingkaxt:

[Sean H]

I love you guys, especially Tinysd and his amazing facial hair.
I'm up for 2 please.

[Manganr]

I can sort the postage if Ropeys offshore. I'll buy Tiny's too as long as he lets me have his blonde jogger for my sig........:wes:

[Sean H]

As it goes, I'll have 3. Send one of 'em to Pyro for Christmas, cos I quite like him really, and he's a pov. :jdevil:

[Soup_Monger]

Just to see the numbers involved.

Sean H = 3
Pyro = (sorted)
Soup_Monger = 2
Manganr = 1
Bardster = 2
Ropey = 1
Tinysd = 1

TOTAL = 10 pocket wrenches.

$9.95 X 10 = $99.50

UPS Ground Shipping (http://www.mcfeelys.com/basket.asp#shipping): $11.25

TOTAL:$110.75

So if we split the cost of Tiny's one between the 6 of us it doesn't amount to much.

Anyone got any other thoughts on this?

:)

[Pyro]

As it goes, I'll have 3. Send one of 'em to Pyro for Christmas, cos I quite like him really, and he's a pov. :jdevil:

:woot: The hairy one rocks! :urock:

But what's a pov? :bwah:

[Manganr]

:woot: The hairy one rocks! :urock:

But what's a pov? :bwah:

He probably meant poof but is alas a thick northerner who can't spell.................


or it could of course be northern slang for someone who lives north of the northerners..........or something.............

:bwah:

[bardster]

hmm at those prices i think i'll have a spare if i may. And yes paying the little extra for tiny's aint a problem.

[Soup_Monger]

Sorted Bardster.. ;)

[bardster]

nice one, cheers soupy. You know, its not true what they say about you...:chuck:

[Soup_Monger]

Depends on what they are saying. :decoder:

[Spufnik]

Depends on what they are saying. :decoder:


Something about an intense interest for penis? :devilzeek :thefinger

[Soup_Monger]

Something about an intense interest for penis? :devilzeek :thefinger

Oh yeah ...that. :bwah:

[sam]

i got one of those things around 15 years ago,stainless and dont forget to get it engraved--sm

[Tinysd]

I hate to be a dick, but I am not doing this. LaBella posted this, not me. If Ron wants to do it he can.

[Mr.LaBella]

hmmmmmmmmm


okay, I will do it then.I guess you don't need an account there to be cool.

[Manganr]

I hate to be a dick, but I am not doing this. LaBella posted this, not me. If Ron wants to do it he can.


Does this mean I can't have your blonde jogger sig...............:devilzide

[Sean H]

Pyro...."pov" as in "impoverished" me ol' china plate. Apparently it's something all the northern monkeys up here say.
Ron rocks for doing this.

[Pyro]

Pyro...."pov" as in "impoverished" me ol' china plate. Apparently it's something all the northern monkeys up here say.
Ron rocks for doing this.
Ah, then no arguments here :bwah:

Want to buy a pint of blood or maybe a kidney? :spin:

[Mr.LaBella]

*just to clarify I do NOT need a tool*

[Soup_Monger]

Updated!

Sean H = 3
Pyro = (sorted)
Soup_Monger = 2
Manganr = 1
Bardster = 2
Ropey = 1


TOTAL = 9 pocket wrenches.

$9.95 X 9 = $89.55

UPS Ground Shipping (http://www.mcfeelys.com/basket.asp#shipping): $11.25

TOTAL:$100.80


I get the feeling Ron doesn't want one of these for his trouble.... guess I'll have to send the haggis after all. :ssmile:

Cheers.

[Pyro]

Maybe I should send him a vegetarian haggis as well :spin:

[Sean H]

I could send him a picture of an Irish sausage.

[Spufnik]

I could send him a picture of an Irish sausage.

Ronnie would eat it :ssad:

[Sean H]

I find that thought strangely arousing......

[Ropeman]

We could send him kind thoughts.

Or a subscription to Hustler.

[Sean H]

So.................how are we going to do this guys?
Do we send the money to Mr. L, then wait for the goods to be sifted, sorted and sent to our addresses via the "sorting office" here in the uk?

[Sean H]

HEEELLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!


*tap tap*......is this thing on?

[Ropeman]

Say the word Ron and it's an inundation of gold sovereigns, shillings, thrupenny bits, sixpences, half crowns, farthings and ha'apennies.


Not so much with the sovereigns though. :ropeman:

[Ropeman]

Okay guys, I just ordered 10 of these things to be shipped to Mr Ron, when they arrive at Ropey towers, I'll calculate in Ron's costs to ship them and the cost of UK postage to your place and give a figure to everyone.

Sound okay?

[Manganr]

Good on ya Ropey. Top Devil!:jdsmokin:

[bardster]

excellent - nice one ropey! :spin:

[Soup_Monger]

Okay guys, I just ordered 10 of these things to be shipped to Mr Ron, when they arrive at Ropey towers, I'll calculate in Ron's costs to ship them and the cost of UK postage to your place and give a figure to everyone.

Sound okay?

Thanks Ropey.... that's good of you that is. :ssmile:

All the best.

[Mr.LaBella]

I think he did good, as I wasn't going to do anything! Top Devil is correct, manganr!

[Sean H]

Nicely done Mr Rope sir. :jdwink2:

[Mr.LaBella]

a package showed up yesterday evening. I have not opened it yet, butit says mcfeeley's on it!

nickshep should just use this as a secondary address! :bow:

[Ropeman]

Good news. You must be getting near a container load of stuff for me by now.

[Sean H]

I suggest more group buys of cool stuff that we can't get here in the UK.

..Let's start with half a dozen ar15's and some Glocks. :devilzide

[Mr.LaBella]

Ropeman let me know what you want to do!?

NO glocks!!!!:jdwink2:

[Ropeman]

I'm easy gaffer, If you're happy, I'm happy.

I can't think what Sean wants with fifteen cars but if he's happy to pay shipping. We could invite Tubtar over to drive a transporter.

[Mr.LaBella]

just finished DUCT TAPING the box. these go to Ropequarters ASAP!:ernie:

[Ropeman]

Did you at least use a manly colour of tape? The postman gave me a wink last time :devilzeek

[Pyro]

NO glocks!!!!:jdwink2:Am I allowed a 1911? :spin:

[Mr.LaBella]

Did you at least use a manly colour of tape? The postman gave me a wink last time :devilzeek

silver this time with a sky blue anti tamper stripe :)

I gotta switch it up, I know those UK posties will hate me soon enough!:D:

Pyro- I am not sure your arms could handle the recoil????

[Pyro]

Pyro- I am not sure your arms could handle the recoil????But wouldn't it be fun to see?

[Sean H]

Pyro, dear boy. Those things are DANGEROUS for a nice lad like you.
Settle for a screwy, wrenchy gadget and leave the boom booms be. :jdwink2:

[Sean H]

How are we progressing with things here?



And where are my fucking ar15's?

[Mr.LaBella]

Man! I think he may have a customs problem at this point.Someone likes to use duct tape to ensure his packages arrive in The UK. I dont know who, but I think he may be wearing my pajama pants at the moment. ( they have skulls on them and pockets for knives )

[Soup_Monger]

Hmmmm.... I dunno... this package has been in transit for 2 weeks now..... maybe the Customs staff have all got McFeeley's wrenches in their pockets.

Bollox!! :(

[Ropeman]

It's not just the wrenches :ssad: There's some of my personal stuff in there too.

Nothing as yet, Hopeful for Monday/Tuesday, I'm offshore on Wednesday but Ropelady will be able to let me know if it arrives when I'm away.

I feel there may have been an attraction to a big gay postal/customs worker from the big gay duct tape :devilzide

Those sound like awesome PJs by the way.

[Spufnik]

Leave it to Ronlad to fuck shit up:devilzeek

I am willing to bet that he probablly put homo sex aids on the customs manifest and all kinds of flags got raised:bwah:

[Ropeman]

Leave it to Ronlad to fuck shit up:devilzeek

I am willing to bet that he probablly put homo sex aids on the customs manifest and all kinds of flags got raised:bwah:

How did you know what my personal shit was? :chuck:

[HorizonSon]

Could someone post some pics of the wrench if/when they ever arrive safe and sound to you Brits!... Thanks!

- A. Colonial

[Sean H]

How did you know what my personal shit was? :chuck:




goddammit! If I'd known we were importing homo sex aids into Blighty, i'd have ordered that big rubber fist I was looking at on Rons other website!

[Soup_Monger]

I just received the box that was sent to me at the same time as the Pocket wrench box was posted.

I expect that the McFeeleys box will have showed up at Maison Rope.

Looks like Ropey will be off-shore for a bit... but... just lettin the Devilz know that the box with the pocket wrenches in it WILL have made the journey.

Cheers. :)

[ded i]

Funny stuff guys! ... I never looked here before because I thought Mr. Feeley's Pocketwrench might be a :general: ... thing oh dear me - I just noticed that smiley squirts ...

:bwah:

[Ropeman]

Maybe tomorrow :madaddy: Fricking PO :signhere: If it arrives tomorrow AM, I can have them away in the afternoon hopefully then give youse all a figure.

[Sean H]

I already got a figure. It's a fat fucker...but it's a figure. :spin:

[xrayzebra]

Why couldn't you UK guys get McFeely's wrenches over there? They won't ship to you, or what?

[Tinysd]

We can't get them over here in England, as McFeeley's doesn't ship to the land of rain.
Anyone wanna help a brother out and ship a couple over to me


Why couldn't you UK guys get McFeely's wrenches over there? They won't ship to you, or what?

Sir, please pay attention. Thank you.:thefinger

[McGyver]

I just checked in here for the first time and realize that I've been carrying one of those for YEARS in a sheath with my leatherman. I gotta say you folks have good taste in a lot of things. I should have checked in sooner, an ACE hardware was going out of business a few years ago and had them for $3 a pop so I bought about 10 of them. I gave out 3 as gifts, now if only I could figure out where I put the rest of them...

[Ropeman]

STILL no frigging package. :ssad:

[Soup_Monger]

STILL no frigging package. :ssad:

Bollox!... sorry for the false alarm.... I didn't think it take very long to get to you if I had mine.


It will be with Parcel Farce though.... feckers. :(

[Ropeman]

That may be good news then, I got back from picking up the Sperati Point from the sorting office to find a 'missed you' note from PF. I'm off to post the passround to Tiffers in a minute , I'll see if it's the missing McFeelys.

[Soup_Monger]

Aye... I reckon that will be them... they seem to favour lunch time when there is nobody in.

Wanks!

[Ropeman]

Righty ho, that was indeed they.

numbers time:

$10 a piece, call it £2.50 for recorded delivery and shipping from Ron's place.

I really can't be arsed working this out to the penny so $1 = 50p

Sean H $30 + £5 = £20
Soupy $20 + £2.50 = £12.50
ManganR $10 + £2.50 = £7.50
Bardster $20 + £2.50 = £12.50

Everybody happy?

I've got all your addresseses...I know where you all live (including pyro) and I'll try to get them out today or tomorrow morning. I don't know if I want to take three trips to the PO in one day.

[Soup_Monger]

Good stuff Ropey.... Thank you. :)

I'll send over Paypal at Midnight for you.... strange I know.

Thanks again. :thumbsup:

[Ropeman]

's'okay I know the freaky nightstalker ways of the soup by now. Just don't get caught :signhere:

[Sean H]

paypal address, so's I can part wi' me hard earned cash?

[Ropeman]

aye. it's nickshep @ gmail.com you'll need to take out the spaces either side of the @. :umberto:

[Sean H]

Paypal away, young man.
Thanks for this pal, jolly decent of you. :spin:

[bardster]

Cheers Ropey, paypal is on its way...

[Mr.LaBella]

*pats 'self on da back*

[Soup_Monger]

Aye...

Thanks to you too Ron for letting Ropey to use yer house as a depository and allowing a lot of UK devilz to get tooled up.

:thankyou:

All the best. :)

[Soup_Monger]

Payment sent, Ropeman.

Cheers. :)

[Ropeman]

Everybody's paid and I don't have to check in until 12.15 so I'll toddle off to the PO this morning.

Very smooth all round, well done chaps.

[Ropeman]

All posted off now, should be there tomorrow. I'll be away for two weeks and it's unlikely that I'll be able to get on here. Someone give me an email if things go awry?

[Soup_Monger]

Very smooth indeed.

Thanks again Ropey.... My Dad thanks you too, but, he lives on a boat in the Med so you won't hear him. :bwah:

All the best and I hope the weather calms down a bit for ya. :ssad:

Cheers.

[Sean H]

I think greenies to Ronlad and Ropey for this....which of ye scurvy sea dogs is with me???



...right....ye other bastards can walk the plank.

[Soup_Monger]

Aye.. Cap'n... I've already slung me limpets.

Arrrr..

[Sean H]

.....uuuurrrrgh.


...now I'll have to chuck me squid juice.

[Ropeman]

I'm on nights :ssad: so I may be able to get on occasionally:ssmile: . Have to stay up til tomorrow when I can get in my cabin:ssad:

[Soup_Monger]

Och... there is always someone around here at night. :)

[Ropeman]

I'm starting to get a little crotchety and in need of a nap now :cry: No one told me I'd be on nights, I've just got myself back into an early morning routine.

[Mr.LaBella]

Cheers Ropeman!

:vwolf: :vwolf: :matches:

[Soup_Monger]

Got mine this mornin Ropey.... thanks for the extra "thing" too.... it will come in very handy. ;)

Sorry to hear yer on nights. :(

All the best.

[Manganr]

Got mine too Ropey. Nice work sir!

Nights aren't so bad, just think of them as days, only darker......:ropeman:

[Pyro]

Got mine today along with some little extras :madaddy:

The pocket wrench is now in my mission wallet ready for EDC :)

Thanks a lot Sean for buying me it, I owe you a pint or two :ssmile:.
Thanks a lot Nick for taking care of things in the UK, I probably owe you a keg by now :spin:.
Thanks a lot Ron for being Ron and for taking care of things on the US end :ssmile:

You all rock! :spin:

David

[Sean H]

Got mine about 5 mins ago. Our postman lives in the same village, so if I'm not in to take the post he drops it off in the evening!
Pyro, you're very welcome sir. I got my dogtags at the same time, and the lil' extra pressie too, thank you!
Ropey, you are the man. Thank you for the spy capsule and the stickers, and for sorting this out. Good work that man.
Ron......I love your beard. That's about it.

[bardster]

Yup, picked mine up this evening too. One went in the grab bag and the other in my spec-ops pouch which lives in my pocket. Thanks Ropey - and cheers for the capsule and stickers too!

[Mr.LaBella]

Yup, picked mine up this evening too. One went in the grab bag and the other in my spec-ops pouch which lives in my pocket. Thanks Ropey - and cheers for the capsule and stickers too!


could we at least get some :camera: :poke: by now youse guys should be able to show off your stickers?

[Ropeman]

Yeah, sticker up beehooatcheos.

One of mine will be going on the new rifle (air :ssad: ) what I've got sitting at the homestead.

[Mr.LaBella]

could we at least get some :camera: :poke: by now youse guys should be able to show off your stickers?


Yeah, sticker up beehooatcheos.

One of mine will be going on the new rifle (air :ssad: ) what I've got sitting at the homestead.

stickers courtesy of Mr.LaBella and Ropeman.....no :camera: yet, huh...... :idunno:

[Soup_Monger]

Where did he go? :ssad: