8 Words with two Meanings

[txkaratedude]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[tmik]

all true..:ssmile:

[Big John aka Mod 12]

gay has two meanings

[MJ]

Hey TX!!! I like that!!! :bobert: cute!!

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

THINGY....I use this word alot, not just for parts under a hood??:bwah:
This was good, I got a good laugh....:bobert:

[langston302]

yip..........mmmmmhmmmmmmm

[Stabber]

:ssmile: Not too shaby:ronl:

[tubtar]

gay has two meanings

Queer and homo ?

And anyone of this orientation , please don't take offense.
Or go ahead and take offense......what the fuck , we all have our crosses to bear.
Afterall , cocksucker has thousands of meanings and only one of them involves fellatio.
I think gay , as in happy , has been usurped by the " community " , and hey ....that's cool.
If you gotta hang on a word , it seems to fit.
It seems to have the same stereotypical connotations as the proverbial bundle of sticks...............or was it a cigarette ......... but I digress.
Words with multiple meanings abound.
Growing up , whenever my dad was cooking dinner , one of the younger sibs would ALWAYS ask him what we were having.
And the inevitable answer , delivered at around 100 decibles was ... "SHIT ! "
Henceforth , all evening meals are lovingly referred to as " What's for shit ? "
Thank God for slang or we wouldn't have melons .....cans ......... orbs ...... even boobs.
Think about it.
J.S.

[mack1]

Tubtar, I don't want to think this morning, my brain hurts enough without having to think about "different meanings" anything I say might have. I think I'll take another Percocet.

[24thMED]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female . .. . A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female....... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.

AND;
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said, That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[shakie]

Good stuff! Too True but good.

[Lrshot]

Absolutely OUTSTANDING ! Should be engraved in stone...