GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
11-02-2006, 03:26 PM
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to
the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my
shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed
in
the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
Yells
at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps,
pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes
in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her
on the
ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound
asleep.
It Works Every Time!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to
the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my
shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed
in
the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
Yells
at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps,
pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes
in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her
on the
ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound
asleep.
It Works Every Time!