Breasts!

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"

[BenDibble]

you make the thread called breasts? and then post words in here?


what is wrong with this world? :thefinger

[MadDaddy]

you make the thread called breasts? and then post words in here?


what is wrong with this world? :thefinger


fur real....I was expecting to see some nice cans :boobies:

[tmbrcrafter]

feeling a little cheated here as well:bwah: But a good joke!

[MJ]

Cute. :bwah: Good call on the title too!!!!

[Poolshark]

Here's some help for you all.

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

Here's some help for you all.
:thumbsup: Thanks poolshark for giving the picture of the breasts!:jdwink2: Devilz does that please ur needs?? :bwah:

[Rhonda]

Those look like silly-cone, from here...

but I'm no expert...

[MJ]

Those look like silly-cone, from here...

but I'm no expert...

Those titties look fake to me too, but somehow, with guys, I don't think it matters. :jdevil:

[Raoul]

[Homer Simpson voice on:]
Hmmmmm.......,breasts......:eat: :eat: :eat:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

[Homer Simpson voice on:]
Hmmmmm.......,breasts......:eat: :eat: :eat:
D'OHHHHHHHH:boobies:

[BenDibble]

Those titties look fake to me too, but somehow, with guys, I don't think it matters. :jdevil:


it matters. :signhere:

[Sean H]

I think the only way GoV can make amends is by posting pictures of her own bewbies!! :jdevil:

[BenDibble]

I think the only way GoV can make amends is by posting pictures of her own bewbies!! :jdevil:


:slap:

don't rush into things too fast here. She just recently graced us with her picture. Don't want to ruin a good thing and have her run away now. :bwah:

[MJ]

it matters. :signhere:

Uh huh.........I'm sure you'd poke yer eyes out if you saw a pair of premeditated tata's....:madaddy:

[inkster]

Here's some help for you all.

Are those yours Poolshark?

[Fenlore]

I Heart Boobies.
and for those who don't like to read...
:fenlore: :heart: :boobies:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

Are those yours Poolshark?
:bwah: :bwah: Good One Inkster!!:firedevil

[Poolshark]

Damn Inkster, if you want to see my boobs so bad, at least buy me dinner or something.