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JIMMY_MAC
10-09-2006, 06:39 PM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather
taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck
a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."


Jimbo
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
10-10-2006, 07:35 AM
:faint: That is embarrassing indeed!!
ded i
10-10-2006, 09:34 AM
:bobert: Classic!
inkster
10-10-2006, 11:02 AM
Same thing happened to me.
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
10-10-2006, 11:10 AM
Same thing happened to me.
:wes: Inkster, I am sorry to hear that your butt was whipped with wet celery and then a carrot stuck up your butt.....:bobert: :bobert:
BenDibble
10-10-2006, 11:12 AM
he wasj ust dissapointed it wasn't a whole carrott. just a slice.
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
10-10-2006, 11:15 AM
he wasj ust dissapointed it wasn't a whole carrott. just a slice.
:bobert: :thumbsup: is this true Inkster?? :bwah:
inkster
10-10-2006, 11:37 AM
:wes: Inkster, I am sorry to hear that your butt was whipped with wet celery and then a carrot stuck up your butt.....:bobert: :bobert:


Don't be sorry, Bob Dribbles and myself liked it alot.
Ronlad
06-03-2008, 07:46 AM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather
taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck
a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."


Jimbo

very funny
knahtuhnaym
06-03-2008, 10:49 AM
:bobert::bobert:

How embarrassing is an understatement:mabuse:
Medium John
06-03-2008, 11:46 AM
~grin~ like it

MJ