Milk joke

[Mr.LaBella]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby
was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No
wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I
came.":thefinger

[C.Pettersen]

That is wrong on so many levels !!!! :bwah: :bwah:

[BenDibble]

:ron: has a sense of humor! sweet lord!


:bwah: :bwah:

[TorzJohnson]

This guy was sucking his girlfriend's jugs one night, when a jet of foul-tasting liquid squirted into his mouth.

"Eeeyuch!" the guy screamed. "You must be pregnant, you're starting to produce milk!"

"Are you sure?" asked the girlfriend.

"Feh! Yes." said the guy.

"Thank God" said the girl. "The doctor told me I had breast cancer."

[Stabber]

Damm devil funny:bwah:

[beergoddess]

I love it!! :bwah:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

:jdwink2: Funny:bwah:

[RXX]

CLASSIC! :thefinger

[Random]

This guy comes home to find his wife standing naked in front of a mirror. She says that she really wished that she had larger breasts. The husband says well take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts and they will get larger. Do you really think it will work she asks? It worked on your ass he replied.:spin:

[MadDaddy]

all good ones....:bwah:

[TKC]

That is wrong on so many levels !!!! :bwah: :bwah:

My words exactly!!!

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

This guy comes home to find his wife standing naked in front of a mirror. She says that she really wished that she had larger breasts. The husband says well take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts and they will get larger. Do you really think it will work she asks? It worked on your ass he replied.:spin:
Hmmm, I just saw on the t.v..the other morning..that men think a woman with big ass is in and its hotter than ever????:moon: Is this true fellows??:jdsmokin:

[howiesatwork]

Hmmm, I just saw on the t.v..the other morning..that men think a woman with big ass is in and its hotter than ever????:moon: Is this true fellows??:jdsmokin:
Depends on how wide a load you're talking. Post us some pics...

[G3]

AHAHAHAH! Nice!

[Spufnik]

Depends on how wide a load you're talking. Post us some pics...

Word.

:useless:


Gotta have some ass or I feel like I am going to break her :wes:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

Depends on how wide a load you're talking. Post us some pics...
:D: Ummm, I don't have A " Wide Load "....Nope not me!!!! :jdsmokin:
I was just curious on the wide load as you would call it cause that just seems to be the in thing...BUT, I can assure you I will never let my azz become <wide>, I like me just the way I am:firedevil

[howiesatwork]

I wasn't inferring you had a large ass.
I was asking what you considered large, as that was the jist of your question, and wanted pics of examples.
If you wish to contribute one of yours, we'd be amenable to that...:thumbsup:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

I wasn't inferring you had a large ass.
I was asking what you considered large, as that was the jist of your question, and wanted pics of examples.
If you wish to contribute one of yours, we'd be amenable to that...:thumbsup:
Well, :ropeman: ...as for large?? not sure what I would consider large?? I believe as they were saying on tv.. where it overpowers a womans hips sum...and, sum sticking out more where you wouldnt see it in the hips but, deffinatly from behind..sum of these woman have a beautiful shape and then all you notice is the azz!! :devilzeek they even have exercises to make them bigger...I work out but, I tighten my buns so they drop, meaning sag...not to make them big and wide...I need my azz to fit my body the way its meant to be not just cause its the in thing...?? Did this blonde just make any sense to your question howie? :jdwink2: :chuck:

[howiesatwork]

Well, pics would go a long way toward making a conclusive ass assessment...

[FairMaiden]

U guys are hilarious!!!

[Raoul]

Ron's a funny dude!!!:raoul:

[GODDESS OF VENGEANCE]

:bwah: What a picture..Thats priceless!!:firedevil