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inkster
09-20-2006, 09:18 AM
A Kentucky couple, both REAL rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Soup_Monger
09-20-2006, 09:35 AM
:bwah:... Nice one Inky.
Raindog
09-20-2006, 02:35 PM
You forgot to say how the man got his vasectomy. The doctor told the man to take a stick of dynamite, light it, count to ten and throw it. So the redneck did so, first counting on one hand: 1-2-3-4-5. He then puts the dynamite between his knees so that he can use the other hand. 6-7-8-9........
BOOM!
:firedevil
beergoddess
09-20-2006, 02:41 PM
no... you've all got it wrong. the easiest way to give a redneck a vasectomy is to kick his sister in the back of her head! :thefinger
FairMaiden
09-20-2006, 04:27 PM
no... you've all got it wrong. the easiest way to give a redneck a vasectomy is to kick his sister in the back of her head! :thefinger

This is the version I have always heard.
beergoddess
09-20-2006, 04:30 PM
This is the version I have always heard.
that cuz you is kin!!
willhunt
09-20-2006, 08:17 PM
Or the redneck that rented a tux for his vasectomy.

"If I'm gonna be impotent, I might as well LOOK impotant!!!":mib: :mib: :mib: :mib:

Groaner, sorry.:cry: :cry: :cry:
inkster
09-20-2006, 09:17 PM
This is the version I have always heard.

I heard kicker in the chin But that's okay to :ropeman:
MadDaddy
09-21-2006, 07:48 AM
damn...I am glad I didn't go to any of your Doctors to have mine done...ouchie..