beergoddess
09-18-2006, 02:11 PM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my dick ... fifty times!"
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left tit one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right tit one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my dick one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my dick ... fifty times!"