colonoscopies

[L33731]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:


1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there".

[GigOne]

:-D

[tubtar]

I'm partial to # 10
J.S. :D

[Spufnik]

#14 Why aren't both your hands on my shoulders? as said by Bendable :poke:

[BenDibble]

#14 Why aren't both your hands on my shoulders? as said by Bendable :poke:

now that i am home and back on a computer i can slap you. :slap:

[L33731]

#14 Why aren't both your hands on my shoulders? as said by Bendable :poke:



:gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog:




:D :D :D

[tubtar]

I used to work with a guy who was at the age where they recommend the annual greased finger up the shit locker to make sure you will be around to pay another year of health insurance premiums.
He told us that after the doctor told him to pull his pants back up , he asked him " could you do that again with a couple of fingers ?"
The doctor gave him a shocked look and then my friend said " Well , I wanted a second opinion."
The humor was lost on the doc.......I thought it was hilarious.
J.S.