Sean H
09-14-2006, 02:15 PM
A little old lady decides it's been way too long since she had any dick, so she asks her grand daughter what she can do about it. Her grand daughter, sex crazed biatch that she is, advises her granny to go get a dildo from the local sex shop.
So she goes in and asks the gum chewer at the counter if she can sell her the aforementioned instrument of carnal pleasure.
"Sure, " says the shop assistant, pointing to a shelf laden with all kinds of pink and black latex plunderers "take your pick from the shelf over there."
"Oooooh..." says the old biddy, "can I have the big red one on the end?"
" I'm sorry lady" says the assistant "you can't have that, that's the fire extinguisher."
So she goes in and asks the gum chewer at the counter if she can sell her the aforementioned instrument of carnal pleasure.
"Sure, " says the shop assistant, pointing to a shelf laden with all kinds of pink and black latex plunderers "take your pick from the shelf over there."
"Oooooh..." says the old biddy, "can I have the big red one on the end?"
" I'm sorry lady" says the assistant "you can't have that, that's the fire extinguisher."