Whatcha get?

[D-Boy]

I know it's Christmas eve but I just got some gifts from some family members that I won't see tomorrow. Here's what I got so far from friends and family:
1) The Ultimate Book of Cocktails
2) Black and Decker Autotape
3) $100.00 Gift Cert. to the Cuban Cigar Factory in Downtown San Diego
4) Bob Marley 2 Disc Set "Live at the Roxy"
5) Cigar Lighter
6) Spyderco Spyderfly Knife
7) Zippo "Jack Daniels" Lighter
8) 8 Cigar Travel Humidor

I LOVE Christmas. I love to get stuff I won't buy for myself!!!!!

I will complete list tomorrow after I open the rest of my gifts!

What did you get?!??!

[007]

A leather jacket!! And we'll see tomorrow. :devil:

[Tinysd]

I see I will be getting some cigars from D-boy! :whip: :devil:

[Spufnik]

Nothing yet but I did ask my wife for a Ducati and the love of my life went down to the dealer and had the little prick call me to ask me which one I wanted. Love her but she does know how to break the balls :hityou:

[D-Boy]

adobe photoshop book :devil:

We are all in trouble. I'm glad I have NEVER posted a pic of myself!!

[cutty]

The zippo is a good one. carried mine for 4 years.

[Mr.LaBella]

a lot of clothes, apparently mine were outdated..:decoder:

work clothes, a new knife, some cool shit, and love from all!

and a pecan pie! :cool:

[Guillermo]

Clothes, money$, 2 bj's and I will get to hold my boys later today. Bought myself a Mad Dog Panther, pics to follow.

[Wolfgang]

Bathrobe, Sunglasses, booze, money, clothes, clothes and more clothes. I might be getting more of the above when I see some family members today.

[tubtar]

Nothing yet but I did ask my wife for a Ducati and the love of my life went down to the dealer and had the little prick call me to ask me which one I wanted. Love her but she does know how to break the balls :hityou:

It's not too late to bid on the Cagiva 500 c.c. 2 stroke G.P. bike on e bay.
the opening bid was 170,000.00 and it hasn't hit the reserve yet.
Only 185 h.p. or so....it is a 1983 factory racer.......but you would be the only kid on the block with one.
I loved my Ducati when I had it , but I needed my license more than I needed to hit 100 m.p.h. in a one block stretch.......on a daily basis.
I got some cool stuff including a Al Pacino as Tony Montana / Scar face action figure.
This will occupy space next to the Resorvoir Dogs action figure set I got last year.
511 tactical pants , some tunes and audio books , a scanner - copier - printer for the 1,800.00 deck of cards I communicate with the outside world on......and love.
I hope you are all happy and well fed......these are the signs of a good Christmas.
J.S.

[Chief Asswipe]

A 2004 Dodge SRT-4. I've got a Stage 3 package on order. I'd post a pic but I'm clueless as to how.

[bart-1]

Titanium where to stop shaving necklace, Pistol, Bose wave radio for my office!!

Santa still has not come yet....later!!!!!

[Mr.LaBella]

A 2004 Dodge SRT-4. I've got a Stage 3 package on order. I'd post a pic but I'm clueless as to how.

see the gallery section or PM me?!! holy schnikees! :gogdog:

[007]

If you see a fat man ...

Who's jolly and cute,

wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,

and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,

while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,

then let's face it...










Your eggnog's too strong!

[Kalooch135]

The wife got me an ATC Tactical Lagana Tomahawk. :-D

[wes]

PS2

Grado SR60s

Other stuff

[Chief Asswipe]

Here's the pic. Or maybe not. Dammit

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/srt4.jpg

[Pumpkin]

B got EVERYTHING he asked for. I want a game cube or ps2 and a chia pet :-D

HINT HINT!

[fulloflead]

Dremel Press
Camera Tripod
Best of Aerosmith CD
Best of Van Halen CD
6 pair of Boxers from my girlfriend
and a gift certificate to get my Explorer professionally detailed!

[007]

What, no autographed pictures of Michael Moore? :decoder:

[007]

You're gonna make Fullofit feel like his Xmas was crap because he didn't get those things. :D

[007]

I think it's the least you could do after getting his hopes up like that! :cool:

[Clydetz]

Just got in from spending Christmas in Connecticut... I'm tired... Good Night!

[Clydetz]

Naw... I was flyin' with the wind & I didn't stop for tolls! :cool:

[Mr.LaBella]

B got EVERYTHING he asked for. I want a game cube or ps2 and a chia pet :-D

HINT HINT!

your hair is a chia pet!

:poke: :D

[AK-47]

Was it Christmas , already--oh well maybe next year.

[Pumpkin]

Wow Ron, how original

:thumbsup:

[Beau T]

Pumpkin where the hell do you live? It says you posted at 3 am Monday Dec 27? It is 6:43 pm Dec 26 where I am at. It looks like the time stamp on my post is screwy... maybe yours is too. Seattle is GMT + 7?


Anyway my list went like this

money
porn
liquor
porn
and did I mention porn? Ok got it all! :devil:

[Clydetz]

OK... I wanted: Nice chair for use at the 'puter, 'Seabiscuit' DVD, bottle of Johnnie Walker black, petite redhead.
What I actually received: Funds to buy a nice chair for use at the 'puter, 'Seabiscuit' DVD, book about 'Funny Cide', 4 lbs of pistachios, pack of plain white T-shirts (haven't worn a T-shirt in 4 years), 6 pairs of socks, tape of Mel Gibson's 'Signs', a green sweatshirt, an insulated coffee cup for the car, a pullover shirt, a comforter, a bunch of 'mox nix' stuff... but NO petite redhead or JW scotch! Willing to trade everything except 'puter chair funds, 'Seabiscuit' DVD and 'Funny Cide' book for petite redhead & 1/5 of Johnnie Walker black scotch! :devil:

[007]

It looks like the time stamp on my post is screwy... maybe yours is too. Seattle is GMT + 7?

No, Seattle is GMT-8.

[Trixie]

Sorry, Clydetz I am not for the trading, you'd have to spring for atleast the puter chair fund.

Mmm... let's see, I got me: money, ditigal camera, clothes, lots and lots of clothes, more money, Xbox games, and outside of that, I got some other stuff, but that's when people stopped listening and got me whatever they wanted....like a set of the new nickels with the color, halograph, golden, etc designs.

[Clydetz]

It's OK, Trixie... :roll: I'm happy with all my gifts. There's always my birthday! :-D

[Trixie]

damn... I was really gunnin' for a new computer chair. :poke:



post numero 600 btw

[Clydetz]

Congratulations on numero 600, Trixie! Could I interest you in a worn out computer chair maybe?

[Trixie]

thanks but you have already formed your ass groove in it...no dice. :heheh:

[Clydetz]

The ass groove is pretty comfortable but if you don't sit just right, that damn spring coming through the seat causes havoc. I'll even throw in a pair of 'fuzzy' dice! :-D

[Trixie]

so.. you want to trade me a faulty chair with a built in tourture device and a pair of dice with unidentifiable "fuzz".... for???

[Clydetz]

Oh no... it's not a faulty chair! It's just well worn.... I wouldn't dream of offering you a faulty chair and the fuzz on the dice I'm sure can be identifable... probably dog or cat hair or some dust bunny stuff! All of this can be yours for just one night of ecstasy... only if you're a redhead though! [/i]

[Trixie]

I am a confirmed redhead..although one night of ecstasy? I hear that can be a gateway drug.

But I still think I will wait this out for the new chair. I feel a little cheated with this "well worn" business and small animals on a string frontin' as dice.

What you tryin' to pull Clydetz? Mama ain't raise no fool. :poke:

[Clydetz]

Yeah... well it was worth a try. Can we still be friends?

[Trixie]

always. :smilebli:

...but how about a door prize? :snicker:

[Clydetz]

What are ya offering? :D

[Trixie]

me? shhhhhit, I thought you were the one offering up the goods. :cry:

[Clydetz]

Well let me think.... :decoder: How about... naw that wouldn't work. Hmmmnnn, let me see... what could I offer? There must be something that will suffice as a door prize. I know :idea: ! Nope, nope, that's no good either. Geeze! This is tough! Eureka! I thought of something... it's so simple I must be a genius! I will offer you my most prized possession! My collection of rubber bands! Take it or leave it... that's my final offer!

[Trixie]

deal. :-D

[Clydetz]

You jumped on that deal too quickly, Trixie! I want to make sure I'm making the right move here. I'm gonna grab a little shut-eye & think this through. I'll let you know tonight after work if I want to give up my prized rubber band collection for an exciting night with you. Oh! The turmoil going on in my head! :decoder: :muchogus: :roll: :lelamark: :faint:

[Trixie]

*scoff* no love. :moping: You drive a hard bargain Mr. Clydetz, so I will part with the rubber bands, but I want the dog instead. Muahah! :kingkaxt:

[Clydetz]

He's yours! I knew if I played my cards right, I'd get a better deal! :-D

[L33731]

hmm lets see..


I got a foosball table

a bomb ass computer desk

$100 prepaid visa card

about $200 in food gift certificates

Half-Life 2 & Halo 2

shoes

a shitload of clothes

and a wireless router

[fulloflead]

that would be a liberals wet dream-a copy of the koran with osama bin laden,michael moore,hillary clinton,and barbra streisands autograph-a freezer full of tofu patties-and lifetime honorary memberships in the aclu,amnesty international,handgun control inc,nat'l organization of women,and the naacp :D


You're gonna make Fullofit feel like his Xmas was crap because he didn't get those things.

Ahh, Conservatism! Even on Christmas you can't give it a rest - conservatives' first instinct is always to be mean spirited. Compassionate Conservatism is a contradiction in terms.

Why I come here to get abused every time I post, I'll never know.

[Mr.LaBella]

fulloflead,

sir i love ya!

thats why ya come here, its all about ME! :poke: :whip:

[Pumpkin]

I want one of those wireless deals. With two computers on the internet in the same room, these cords are FUCKING ANNOYING! :punish:

[L33731]

$50 @ walmart and a $15 Ethernet card per machine

( unless you already have one which most computers do )

[007]

Even on Christmas you can't give it a rest

You're an atheist, why would you expect anything to change on Christmas? :decoder: :D

[BenDibble]

i got an ipod! and i bought my self plenty of knives!!!! hahaha

[Mr.LaBella]

like what bendable? i need to see i need to hear. :doublefu: