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inkster
08-31-2006, 01:12 AM
A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the Hudson
River. She went down to the docks and was about to
leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the pier
crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a
lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning
and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every
day. "Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her
shoulder and added with a wink, "I'll make you
happy, and you can make me happy."

The blonde nodded yes through her tears. After all,
what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat, along
with blankets and food. From then on, every night he
brought her sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and
they would make mad, passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the Captain. "What the hell are
you doing here?" the Captain demanded angrily.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
explained. "I get free food and a trip to Europe.
Meanwhile (she says coyly) he's taking advantage of
me so to speak (wink, wink)."

"He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said, "This
is the Staten Island Ferry."
Fenlore
08-31-2006, 01:13 AM
heh heh heh, that's good stuff.:thefinger :firedevil
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
08-31-2006, 07:22 AM
heh heh heh, that's good stuff.:thefinger :firedevil
I agree gotta love them blonde jokes... I am use to them...but, ya know we do have fun:woman:
Stabber
08-31-2006, 07:42 AM
BBWWAAAHHHAAHHAAHHAA!!!!!!!!:spin:
beergoddess
08-31-2006, 09:24 AM
i love it!!:spin:
xrayzebra
08-31-2006, 10:14 AM
Ehhhhhh, ehhhhhh.... Good one !
Fiddleback
08-31-2006, 11:42 AM
:bwah: :bwah: :bwah: :bwah: :bwah:

Hilarious.
inkster
08-31-2006, 11:46 AM
I got fired for that ya know......:mike:
ded i
08-31-2006, 12:01 PM
I got fired for that ya know......:mike:

For fucking a guy on the Staten Island Fairy! :cf:
inkster
08-31-2006, 01:14 PM
Not just any guy. It was Ron
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
08-31-2006, 01:27 PM
Not just any guy. It was Ron
Getting fired...Bummer!! But, having sex in adventurous places is always exciting..:spin: :spin:
inkster
08-31-2006, 01:33 PM
I wasn't to happy about all the seamen




.................watching us
ded i
08-31-2006, 02:01 PM
I wasn't to happy about all the seamen



... lot of seamen - :sailor:
inkster
08-31-2006, 02:05 PM
... lot of seamen - :sailor:


You wish :bwah: :bwah: :bwah: :bwah:
ded i
08-31-2006, 02:07 PM
Getting fired...Bummer!! But, having sex in adventurous places is always exciting..:spin: :spin:


Always exciting, eh ... Can you give me an example of what you would consider a sexworthy place .... ? :jdevil:
inkster
08-31-2006, 02:17 PM
For me that would be a Mazda Miata
GODDESS OF VENGEANCE
08-31-2006, 02:26 PM
Always exciting, eh ... Can you give me an example of what you would consider a sexworthy place .... ? :jdevil:
I can think of many...I enjoy having sex other than the bedroom, that gets borning....:jdwink2: Life is too short..I am living it full of smiles:jdevil: whether the ole man wants too or not..I can always take care of myself:jdsmokin:
inkster
08-31-2006, 03:52 PM
Are you cheating with a vibrator?
beergoddess
09-01-2006, 12:40 PM
Always exciting, eh ... Can you give me an example of what you would consider a sexworthy place .... ? :jdevil:
ooohhh... i see a new thread starting!!! strangest place you have had sex???
Big John aka Mod 12
09-01-2006, 01:18 PM
Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping
for joy, but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying
for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her
how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
inkster
09-01-2006, 02:02 PM
:devilzeek She's pretty sharp :wes:
TKC
09-01-2006, 06:13 PM
ROFLAO!! I really liked that one.
inkster
09-01-2006, 06:42 PM
Thank Goodness she didn't take 3 or 4 or 5 tests :cry: