SuperD
08-11-2006, 09:42 PM
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: "I froze to death".
2nd woman: "How horrible".
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my Husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him
all by himself in the den watching TV".
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and
down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died".
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive".
1st woman: "I froze to death".
2nd woman: "How horrible".
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my Husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him
all by himself in the den watching TV".
1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and
down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died".
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive".