Tequila Christmas Cake

[L33731]

Tequila Christmas Cake


1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.

Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample

the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.


Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe
counter with the cat.

[Kalooch135]

You're a little vague when you mention you have to add "nuts". What kind of "nuts" do you put in? Peanuts? Walnuts?.............

http://users.rowan.edu/~swiedo89//image3M4.JPG???

[BenDibble]

that is some good shit there.

[Pumpkin]

:D :D :D :D

I hate tequila :punish:

[L33731]

You're a little vague when you mention you have to add "nuts". What kind of "nuts" do you put in? Peanuts? Walnuts?



Chin Nuts, the Hairy Kind... :assfucked:

[tubtar]

Banging down tequila like that requires a full set of nuts........it is the only type of booze that I drank so much of that the mere sight of an empty tequila bottle sent cold shivers down my spine...............well , that and creme de menthe :D
You just know that you are gonna be "icing " the cake before you call it a night.
J.S. :-D

[VampyreWolf]

sounds like my aunt making xmas pudding... and her rum....

shot for the baking, shot for me, shot for the baking, 2 shots for me, shot for the baking, 3 shots for me, shot for the baking, 4 shots for me.... TO HELL with the baking, ALL for me(insert loud drunken speech here). and then she'd be hanging on to the wall as she came to watch tv about 10min later.

[D-Boy]

How did this thread get so fooked so quick?

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-rocks.jpg

[Wolfgang]

How did this thread get so fooked so quick?

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-rocks.jpg

Don't have a clue, but your sure did it make it fucking better by posting the blimp... congratulations :thumbsup: :doublefu:

[L33731]

This thread was the shit before the fat bastard, best believe... :punish:

[tubtar]

The before she was 3 bumper sticker reminded me of the sickest joke I have heard in a good while........What does an infant look like in a blender ?...........................I don't know , I was too busy jacking off at the time.
I can't even bring my self to sign this one.

[007]

Can we have a cake for the sickest joke ever posted on this forum. :puking:

[BenDibble]

how about a picture instead?

http://www.circleofdeadchildren.net/images/odb.jpg

[Wolfgang]

Here's one..

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

[Spufnik]

( shakes head sadly while going off to work) :poke:

[42long]

my god you guys are sick fucks :devil:

[Wolfgang]

my god you guys are sick fucks :devil:

You have no idea how sick some of us can be... :help: :devil:

[Mr.LaBella]

wolfie is the FREAK !! :poke:

[Wolfgang]

wolfie is the FREAK !! :poke:

:doublefu: :D

[BenDibble]

no, he is just from canada.

[Wolfgang]

no, he is just from canada.

So if I'm a freak because I'm Canadian... Does that mean your a dork because your American? :doublefu:

I don't mean to insult the Americans here, and if you took that crack as an insult, go fuck yourself.. you need to lighten up

[BenDibble]

probably. but at least president has the power to ruin the world. what can your thingy do? prime minister i guess?

[Wolfgang]

probably. but at least president has the power to ruin the world. what can your thingy do? prime minister i guess?

Dick all... but the President of the US and the Prime minster of the US are both shitheads... I don't know which one is worse

[42long]

what type pf government is canada

[Wolfgang]

what type pf government is canada

Parliamentary system

[VampyreWolf]

communist

[BenDibble]

smelly?

[Mr.LaBella]

Canaduh smells and wolfie said "dork"

wtf is this thread aboot again, eh?


i spoke to 007 for a good long time the other day and he didnt seem like the stalker cab driver type i always asumed him to be.

:ron: :cool:

[BenDibble]

but i am still sure he smells. :poke:

[42long]

i went to canada like twice and ate some maple cookies that kicked ass mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... maple cookies

[Wolfgang]

but i am still sure he smells. :poke:

Like a pot head who showers two times a day?

[007]

but i am still sure he smells. :poke:

That's right! I can smell bullshit a mile away. :doublefu:

[BenDibble]

but i am still sure he smells. :poke:

That's right! I can smell bullshit a mile away. :doublefu:


it was a reference to you. :razz: :poke:







;)

[007]

Yes, Ben, put down the glass dildo pipe and think about my post. :poke:

[BenDibble]

dang. i got it now.

[L33731]

Like a pot head who showers two times a day?



Hmmm I thought he was talking about me... :poke: