Real Friends

[rudechuck]

This was sent to me by a friend who has increasingly become a pain in my ass, to the point where I ask my wife on a weekly basis, "Why do we hang out with these people???" However, I'd have to say just about every one of these is true about her, so I guess we really are friends.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch you better drink the rest of that...you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

[leanne]

lol excellent

[Fenlore]

That's actually all pretty true when it comes to me, I do have a few friends who's mother I call mom and their dads name is just whatever their name is... except when it coems to my female friends I will take their drinks away from them if they've had enough... thens pend the next 2 or 3 hours making sure they don't fo nothing they won't regret later on... for some reason even if I'm drunk at a party I'm still half responsible.

[Mr.LaBella]

man, I forward *1* email and THIS is the thanks I get?!

:thankyou:

[rudechuck]

... However, I'd have to say just about every one of these is true about her, so I guess we really are friends.

Proof that you're name should be in PINK! :woman:

[tubtar]

I have found that nothing tests the depth of friendship like getting arrested. This list is more true than funny I think......and it is still pretty funny.
J.S.

[Mr.LaBella]

:bump: cause MOST of us could use a real friend :jdwink2:

[MarieLaveau]

:bump: cause MOST of us could use a real friend :jdwink2:


I have one up in TN. I called her from work a while back while in the midst of a monster anxiety attack, and told her to come get me. The only questions she asked me were, "Are you ok?" and "Do you need to go back to your house and pack some clothes, or do you just wanna wear some of mine?"

When I came to my senses an hour later and called to tell her not to come (this time) she was already on the road.

I loves mah bitch.
:ross:

[infobound1]

In all of my experiances, I have learned that you find out who your true freinds are when your ass is in the fire and you are down and out needing freinds, Those that stick with through the good and the bad, are truly freinds to cherish!

[Michelle]

These two are priceless! And I concur.





FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

m1

[harm]

I have found that nothing tests the depth of friendship like getting arrested. This list is more true than funny I think......and it is still pretty funny.
J.S.

took this test of friendship

[dsgibbs1]

I had that once. Lost him on 1 Jan. 1998. R.I.P. Lorin Harrington 1976-1998