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tubtar
12-14-2004, 05:34 PM
The other night , I am stuck in a hotel room in Dubuque , Ia.....watching H.B.O. with one eye and perusing the Competition Products catalog with the other.
There is a documentary type show called pornucopia on......it chronicles the behind the scenes of the adult film industry......who , what , where etc.
They started talking about the men who star in gay porn flilms....claiming that something like 70 % of them are straight , and just do this for the money.
Making a conventional man - woman film pays most of them in the hundreds........but doing something that is less conventional pays in the thousands.
Sounds like discrimination to me , but that isn't the point.
If they are in fact straight , then they will have to expand the classes for the academy awards to include these fucks........talk about acting !
I would have sworn that the guys they showed were gay............Jesus H. Jumpin Christ...........they got a dick in the mouth.....or they are bent over getting hammered in the shit locker.
Sure looked gay to me......but what do I know ?
I am now donning the asbestos suit and preparing for the flaming to follow.....just remember , I am only the messenger.
Spending most of my years on the fringe of what most folks deem normal , this didn't freak me out too dramatically......but did raise a few questions.
Did their wifes / girlfriends give them lessons ?
How does bring Daddy to school to talk about his job day go ?
Could you possibly look back on this , once you are in your golden years , with fond remembrences ?
AAAH , fuck it.......to each their own I guess........but if a guy wakes up shitting doughnuts from getting his colon resized.........and it is a result of a freely taken course of action........I think homo fits like a glove.

J.S.
L33731
12-14-2004, 05:58 PM
Maybe because the guy gets to pound the asshole and enjoy and the girl is constipated for the next couple of weeks ??


:poke:
TheMightyGoat
12-14-2004, 05:59 PM
Maybe they can weasle more money out of their employers if they claim to be straight? :decoder:
007
12-14-2004, 07:28 PM
Well, they ain't paying enough to get me interested. I'll settle for getting paid hundreds to shag some chicks on tape! Guess I'm not greedy! :doublefu:
Spufnik
12-14-2004, 07:29 PM
Or possibly hetero? :poke:
Roadrunner
12-14-2004, 08:17 PM
Unlikely. :doublefu:
007
12-14-2004, 08:25 PM
RR, if you don't tell them about my wooden dick, I'll keep quiet about those splinters in your mouth! :hityou:
BenDibble
12-14-2004, 08:55 PM
and i have also heard that alot of the men in straight porn are gay. who knows what the hell goes on in there. :assfucked:
Roadrunner
12-14-2004, 09:48 PM
Not I (thank God). Hetero porn is my specialty.
Wolfgang
12-14-2004, 10:03 PM
Question for some of the machomen here... would you make out with a bi guy who has a prefence for chicks, and isn't std infected and isn't some fruitty fag for a minute so two really hot chicks would give you an hour long blowjob?
Spufnik
12-14-2004, 10:19 PM
mmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaa NO!!!! :hityou:
bart-1
12-14-2004, 10:22 PM
mmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaa NO!!!! :hityou:


Agreed!!
Kalooch135
12-14-2004, 10:40 PM
If you're a guy and you suck the cock......you are a homosexual.

If you are a guy and you fuck the man ass......you are a homosexual.

If you are a guy and take it in the ass......you are a homosexual.

If you are a guy and let yourself get sucked off by a guy...yup, you guessed it.....you are a homosexual.

If you are a guy and try any on that shit with me........you are a dead fucking faggot. :punish:

I have no problems with gay individuals. To each his own. But I will not allow someone of that sexual orientation to even try that shit with me.
tubtar
12-14-2004, 10:47 PM
I think it was Andrew "Dice" Clay who said " There is no bi sexual....either you suck dick , or you do not suck dick."
I couldn't agree more............by the way , do you know the difference between a hamburger and a hand job ? No ? wanna get some lunch ? :D
If it walks like a duck , quacks like a duck and takes it up the ass.....it's a fag.
J.S.
Brian
12-14-2004, 10:50 PM
That's good Kalooch...... :D

I don't judge people until they start messin around my backside, then I get real serious!:boboli:




If you are a guy and try any on that shit with me........you are a dead fucking faggot. :punish:
BenDibble
12-14-2004, 11:16 PM
ok so this one guy goes up to another and says, "say you were partying hard one night and woke up to find a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
The other guy replied, "fuck no! they would never let me down for that one."

"ok" said the first man, "want to go camping?"
Wolfgang
12-15-2004, 12:41 AM
ok so this one guy goes up to another and says, "say you were partying hard one night and woke up to find a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
The other guy replied, "fuck no! they would never let me down for that one."

"ok" said the first man, "want to go camping?"

We're you the first man? :poke:
BenDibble
12-15-2004, 01:07 AM
no, just the one retelling the story, oh crap, that makes it sound worse.


*just the one telling the joke*
Alchemist
12-15-2004, 03:33 AM
You have spent way too much time thinking about this subject :poke: :D
L33731
12-15-2004, 12:16 PM
ok so this one guy goes up to another and says, "say you were partying hard one night and woke up to find a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
The other guy replied, "fuck no! they would never let me down for that one."

"ok" said the first man, "want to go camping?"


MUHAHAHAHA


Ben's an ASSMONGERAL
Spufnik
12-15-2004, 04:43 PM
Nah, he is just testing out his new pickup line on us :doublefu: for when he comes home and uses it on :ron: who we all know will fall for it :D
007
12-15-2004, 06:01 PM
Well, Ben, did you go camping or not? :D
BenDibble
12-15-2004, 07:34 PM
well you could as :ron: but he just won't say anything.
42long
12-18-2004, 06:47 PM
faggotry is wrong, how do you see a guys hairy ass and say oh, i got to have that
007
12-18-2004, 07:44 PM
Definitely a malfunction at the junction. :hityou:
BenDibble
12-19-2004, 12:13 AM
did someone ask for hairy man ass?

http://www.jerzeedevil.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10015/tmg.jpg
Wolfgang
12-19-2004, 12:39 AM
Did you put some sort of kyndex holster or clip up your ass, THEN actually took a picture to show us? :D :clap: :slap: :bashyou:
BenDibble
12-19-2004, 12:41 AM
oh fuck no. that is the late great Arinvolvo's ass. with a holster that he sent to TMG. TMG did something weird to arin so he sent him this holster without telling him it was in his ass. and well it was funny. and i don't know if i have hair in my ass yet, i am just a baby.
Tinysd
12-19-2004, 12:43 AM
That thread was fucking awesome. It is second only to torchy Sebenza!! :gogdog:
SuperD
12-19-2004, 12:45 AM
That is dangerously close to violating the spirit of the No Dick Pics rule.
Wolfgang
12-19-2004, 12:47 AM
That is dangerously close to violating the spirit of the No Dick Pics rule.

It's not really an enforced rule anymore, take a look around...
Tinysd
12-19-2004, 12:49 AM
Shit! After my last post I remembered that Arin is sending me a knife next week. Can you say steam clean? :dammit:
Mr.LaBella
12-19-2004, 06:47 AM
i dont think WE have a no dicks rule, do we?

ha ha ha

:doublefu:
SuperD
12-19-2004, 11:46 AM
i dont think WE have a no dicks rule, do we?

ha ha ha

:doublefu:


HAHAHAHA. I think you are right, come to think of it. Actually, I am not sure we have any rules. :decoder:
007
12-19-2004, 04:21 PM
did someone ask for hairy man ass?


FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ken Brock
11-11-2009, 10:13 PM
we had a guy that worked for my department

at training one day he says, "it's just the guy taking the dick that's a fag, the other guy is just a really mean man"

to which I replied, "no matter which end of the dick you're on, you're still a fag"
Derespina Knives
11-11-2009, 10:20 PM
"no matter which end of the dick you're on, you're still a fag"

Fuckin' A! Ain't that the truth...

I've run into a plethora of fools who think this way... i never could understand it.

Gay is as gay does... which is fine by me(do whatever you like on your time) but don't lie to yourself and certianly not to me. 'Your here, your queer, and I knew that shit from down the block.
SoToo
11-12-2009, 12:29 PM
Wow! This was a weird thread to dig up! :decoder:





Wait...... tubtar was watching gay porn??? :mabuse:


I would have sworn that the guys they showed were gay............Jesus H. Jumpin Christ...........they got a dick in the mouth.....or they are bent over getting hammered in the shit locker.
Sure looked gay to me......but what do I know ?



:doublefu:
travistheone
11-12-2009, 01:04 PM
This could be one of those threads tubtar has being in counseling to forget. THANKS KEN
SugarSkull
11-12-2009, 03:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/ishmael/k14.jpg
Dr Mabuse
11-12-2009, 03:07 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii18/drmabuse06/Forum%20comments/faggottree.jpg
Frstr8
11-12-2009, 04:08 PM
It don't matter if yer pitchin or catchin the game is still baseball.
Leatherface
11-12-2009, 04:10 PM
It don't matter if yer pitchin or catchin the game is still baseball.

I have always had the thought that if you dont spill none on ya then your not gay

just me though
RNST
11-13-2009, 02:31 PM
Reading this thread reminded me of this episode from Rescue Me.

Those crazy FDNY 'actors'!


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