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shoreman
06-27-2006, 12:24 PM
Sperm Tester Wanted - Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search

http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=26040&hilite=

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.

www.LoveHoney.co.uk is the UK’s leading women-friendly online sex toy retailer, forging the way for women to buy sex toys confidently, comfortably, and at the lowest prices in the UK. Brother site www.CockLocker.co.uk continues to do the same for gay men the world over. For further details on either site see below.

For more information please contact Ali Carnegie on 01225 318881 or ali@LoveHoney.co.uk

Umberto
06-27-2006, 12:26 PM
ew.

Iceman
06-27-2006, 12:43 PM
OK, I'm willing to loan my body for science, I just need a volunteer taster...... :wes: :ronl: :wes:

Big John aka Mod 12
06-27-2006, 12:48 PM
Where's Jeffie when you need him?

Jeff
06-27-2006, 12:52 PM
Ice, the survey asks for "sexually active" volunteers... That TOTALLY rules you out...

shoreman
06-27-2006, 12:56 PM
The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

Talk about taking the sport out of something.

That's just too easy. Like shooting a deer with no legs.

shoreman
06-27-2006, 12:57 PM
Where's Jeffie when you need him?


http://www.intercom.net/~shoreman/watchingyou.gif

Iceman
06-27-2006, 01:00 PM
:chaos:

Iceman
06-27-2006, 01:01 PM
Ice, the survey asks for "sexually active" volunteers

Oh, I read that as sexually abusive.......... speaking of which, did they ever get that problem of yours repuckered? :devilzeek :FU: :asskick: :doublefu: :wootdance

Jeff
06-27-2006, 01:03 PM
You gonna post it again? lol First day at a forum? lol


Repuckered? You must have me confused! Not like your little thingie could stretch ANYTHING!

BWWWWWWWWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Grim-Sniper
06-27-2006, 03:48 PM
That some funny shit right there!