Teabagging Cheerleaders

[Big John aka Mod 12]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0623061cheer1.html

Cheerleader In Tawdry Sex Claims

Lawsuit: "Teabagging," groping, threats rife at Marshall University

JUNE 23--A West Virginia coed who landed a cheerleading scholarship to Marshall University is suing the school for discrimination, claiming that she was subjected to a "pervasive environment of sexual harassment" and abuse at the hands of male members of the squad who allegedly exposed themselves, fondled female team members, and even subjected some women to a so-called teabagging. In an explicit June 13 Circuit Court complaint filed in Kanawha County, the cheerleader--identified only as "K.C."--alleges that male cheerleaders engaged in a wide variety of improper behavior and that the team's male captain exposed himself to her and "rubbed his testicles on the head and face of cheerleaders." The woman, who enrolled at Marshall last year, also charges that the team's coaching staff did nothing to stop the harassment and even allowed the male squad members to call cheers by sexually tinged names such as "Bearded Clam [vagina]" and "String of Pearls [ejaculation]." The lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below, does not specify monetary damages.

[Parker]

So "male" cheerleaders aren't gay after all?

[RXX]

So "male" cheerleaders aren't gay after all?

You beat me to it! :wes:

[Mr.LaBella]

So "male" cheerleaders aren't gay after all?
:trixie: :color: :color: :superd: uhhh helllllo?

yes they are!

[xrayzebra]

Women always want to get into the world of male dominated activities like cheerleading, dammit, for example.

Then they cry foul when the men treat them the same way they treat their male cheerleader buddies.

Don't these women realize that tea-bagging your squad mates is just a time honored bonding tradition that builds team spirit?

C'mon ladies, male cheerleaders love teabagging and getting teabagged.

If you wanna play with the guys, you gotta take your teabagging like a guy. This is why Muslims don't allow women on their cheerleading squads.

[BigJim]

What pray tell is tea bagging?

[Mr.LaBella]

What pray tell is tea bagging?

clicky thing (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging)

[Umberto]

5. teabagging
Putting a bag of tea into hot water.

yeah thats what I thought.

[ded i]

What pray tell is tea bagging?

Today's assignment - everyone who wants to know what teabagging REALLY is must watch John Waters' movie "PECKER." The Atlantis Club, featured in that movie, is where male dancers are famous for the maneuver - and it doesn't necessarily mean the scrotum has to be inserted in the mouth.
Yes, friends, visit beautiful downtown Baltimore and check out the Atlantis club where you can see teabagging up close and personal. Xray and I have had that honor, in fact we visited the Atlantis club after seeing Pecker ... (in the company of some of John's "extras.") It's an evening we will not soon forget.:madaddy: :cry: :madaddy:

[xrayzebra]

JFC, Hon, did you have to out me to the whole damned forum!?

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Yes, it's true... we went to see (the movie) Pecker with a straight couple and a gay couple, but the trip to Atlantis was a different occassion with the same straight couple and one of the guys of the gay couple. It was months later, but it is correct that the guy was one of John Waters' extras in some of the early movies like Polyester.

His "buddy" was out of town, and he wanted to take us out on the town, so we eventually ended up at Atlantis. Lo and behold, it was the night that they had announced they would go "full frontal." Their attorney discovered that they were "grandfathered" in prior to the ruling that prohibited full frontal male nudity, and we were there on the historical night that they tried it out to see if the cops would raid or not.

Our friend wanted to go, but he didn't want to go alone, and his partner was out of town, so we went with him. You know... "in support of a friend?"

It was a freaking hoot, but we most definitely DID NOT get teabagged. I stood way the hell back from the bar, but Deadeye did put a dollar bill under a guy's nutsack, I shit you not. The guys were not wearing even a g string, so there was no place to tuck a tip, I swear, and a lot of the old gay guys sitting around the bar were looking real perplexed, like, "Eeee-yew... where do I put the money?"

Definitely a night I will never forget. Nearly as good as the night we went to Night Shift (a regular titty bar) and Deadeye and the other wife were titty diving along with the guys... or whatever you call it when you put your face between the stripper's tits and shake your face and make motorboat noises? The second time she did it, she wiped the slobber off her face and said, "This doesn't seem all that hygienic."

Believe me guys... once was enough... probably too much... the nightmares have finally stopped at least... you probably do not want to visit the Atlantis... if you do want to visit, then none of us need know the details.

Teabagging, by the way, in the grand old tradition of Baltimore gay stripper bars, is when the dancer squats and dangles his nuts over a patron's head, then gently dips to repeatedly bounce the aforementioned nutsack on the patron's head.

I don't get this Urban Dictionary thing about this scrotum in the mouth thing... who has nuts small enough to get in someone else's mouth? And, that's just fucking gross, anyway. Eee-yew.

[BigJim]

JFC, Hon, did you have to out me to the whole damned forum!?

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Deadeye did put a dollar bill under a guy's nutsack, I shit you not. The guys were not wearing even a g string, so there was no place to tuck a tip, I swear, and a lot of the old gay guys sitting around the bar were looking real perplexed, like, "Eeee-yew... where do I put the money?"



I think you and Deadeye are the most intersting people on this forum.

I wish I lived closer....I would love to get to know you guys.

[Fenlore]

well is there any other reason a man would ever joing a cheerleading group if not for the hot chicks?

[Umberto]

Teabagging Cheerleaders is a good name for a band.

[Umberto]

You know there was a british band called The Revolting Cocks.

[Mr.LaBella]

You know there was a british band called The Revolting Cocks.


RevCo...I think theyre playing with Ministry, right DONK?:chaos:

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Ron-: Thanks for the link to the dictionary. I often wonder what "cougar" meant, as in "cougar wild". Oh, to be 18 again.

BJ

[Parker]

Al Jorgensen, aka Ministry's front man, was part of the RevCo project. Al's somewhat of a Chicago adopted native son, who fled to Texas in search of personal and artistic freedom.

It has been reported that he should be restrained from shotgunning the leftovers from a dinner party as it scares the bejesus out of the help.

[xrayzebra]

bigjim - thanks - but our stripper stories are not typical of our usual activities. In the 12 or 13 years we have been together, we've been out to see female strippers once or twice, I'm not sure... and male strippers once. I think once was definitely enough. But, if you ever come to Baltimore, we'll give you directions to Atlantis if that's what you find intriguing. :)

Ministry started off doing disco dance music. I once read a short interview with Al Jorgensen. He was asked what his favorite thing to do was, and he said "Saving the whales while getting some head."

Big John... are you going to explain, or do I have to look up "cougar."

[Mr.LaBella]

Al Jorgensen, aka Ministry's front man, was part of the RevCo project. Al's somewhat of a Chicago adopted native son, who fled to Texas in search of personal and artistic freedom.

It has been reported that he should be restrained from shotgunning the leftovers from a dinner party as it scares the bejesus out of the help.

still is/are! "theyre baaaaaAAAAAaaack!"

:jimi: and they rock while being heavily on heroin, right? :andy:

[leanne]

You know there was a british band called The Revolting Cocks.

theres also a band called anal cunt *dunno if its british tho...
and a jap one called bathtub shitter

[Big John aka Mod 12]

A "cougar" is an older woman (30-50, MILF, hopefully)) who hangs out in bars, etc. to score younger men. Do a search of the urban dictionary. The descriptions are hilarious.

BJ

[Parker]

still is/are! "theyre baaaaaAAAAAaaack!"

:jimi: and they rock while being heavily on heroin, right? :andy:

Anyone who can rock instead of being in a coma, like the average Bauhaus fan, is someone to be reckoned with....

I was part of the crowd that destroyed the World Music Theater's lawn in 1992 - Lallapalooza 1992 - Al actually stopped the show to yell at us, while the entire arena and hillside bowl looked like a fuckin' snow globe, but with sod instead of snow.

I'm not entirely sure how the gestalt occurred, but I believe it was when all the garbage wound up inside the covered seated area and several groups, mine included, began to claw up handfuls of sod and throw them wildly into the sea of people.

I was accosted by an insanely (and justifiably) angry security man roughly the size of Hulk Hogan who began screaming "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

I was in fact tearing up a six-foot by two-foot section of lawn and rolling it into a jelly roll - there was a couple of useless idiots about twenty feet down the hill trying to huddle under a blanket and this would be the perfect item with which to bombard them.

I looked at said mountain-of-meat, I can only assume with an expression likely translated as "what's it look like, dumb-ass?"

He nearly came completely unglued and went storming off to return a few moments later with reinforcements, but by this time Al had yelled at us as a crowd for ten minutes or so - the "snow globe" did not bother him, but I assume the shut-off of power to the amplifier towers did.....

[leanne]

ha ha ha now that sounds fun!

[Fenlore]

I'll have to disagree ont he age of the cougar, it's over 35 not 30.

[Big John aka Mod 12]

Thanks for straightening me out. I'm a dilettante and was guesstimating.

[grover_cephas]

Yes, it's true... we went to see (the movie) Pecker with a straight couple and a gay couple, but the trip to Atlantis was a different occassion with the same straight couple and one of the guys of the gay couple...Our friend wanted to go, but he didn't want to go alone, and his partner was out of town, so we went with him. You know... "in support of a friend?"

But... but... Nobody gets in there without their gay ID cards!

:madaddy:

[xrayzebra]

But... but... Nobody gets in there without their gay ID cards!

:madaddy:

:doublefu:

That is funny, my friend. First Deadeye outs me, then you compound it by revealing that I must be a card carrying gay bar patron to get in. You must have first person experience to have known this. NOT that there's anything wrong with that. :)

I should probably stop before I incriminate myself further, but I will say that the Atlantis is a unique experience. It takes an open mind and a bit of humility combined with self confidence to go up and order a drink at a bar full of naked men dancing on it. I really don't care if I ever do it again. I must admit, I was a little uncomfortable, but it was worse when the closest guy dancing on the bar expected to talk to me and shake his weiner for a tip while I was ordering.

The things you have to go thru to get a fucking beer sometimes! I'd have to give up beer if it was that way every place.

[Umberto]

My brother used to take me to gay bars in New Orleans when I went to visit.

Its the only bars where I ever got any attention.

Kinda made me feel.......

Special.

[grover_cephas]

:doublefu:

That is funny, my friend. First Deadeye outs me, then you compound it by revealing that I must be a card carrying gay bar patron to get in. You must have first person experience to have known this. NOT that there's anything wrong with that. :)

Hey, man, all it proves is that I either _tried_ to get in, or that I watch movies by colorful local directors other than Kevin Smith. :-D

Genevieve's really into Cry Baby, but I'm more partial to Pecker ("let's see 'em take _that_ out of context"). Frankly, though, the best Waters movie I've seen is Cecil B. Demented. And the John Waters Christmas Album is just about the best Christmas tradition since Jesus. The guy's a genius. A crazy, crazy genius.

[xrayzebra]

I'm sure I've mentioned that Deadeye "went to school" with John. Sorta. He used to hang around, I don't know if he was actually enrolled. Her first college roommate was Susan Lowe, who was in almost all of his movies for the first 20 years or so. Another friend was an extra, and John used to shoot some scenes at the farm where the guy lived. We still run into him once in a great while, but he doesn't know us from Adam, so to speak.

[ded i]

I'm sure I've mentioned that Deadeye "went to school" with John. Sorta. He used to hang around, I don't know if he was actually enrolled. Her first college roommate was Susan Lowe, who was in almost all of his movies for the first 20 years or so. Another friend was an extra, and John used to shoot some scenes at the farm where the guy lived. We still run into him once in a great while, but he doesn't know us from Adam, so to speak.

John was very young and creepy then ('67) When he visited we'd stand in the dark vestible and make faces and I would shine a flashlight up my nose (we knew he was tripping) to make him laugh. We'd do all kinds of crazy shit to make him laugh (he always was pretty fucking funny.) I saw him last June at a gallery opening and, when he didn't recognize me, told him I used to shine a flashlight up my nose to make him laugh. He let out a hugh belly laugh and said, "I might have to do that later tonight."

I hadn't seen Susan in years and ran into her in the hallway outside my studio
at school. We both stopped and pointed and said, "I know you ..." simutaneously. Then it was like ... "where do I know you from ....?" It was pretty hilarious because we had to really think hard. I invited her into my studio and we sat there about 20 minutes - two old hippie chicks with a lot of drug mileage trying to think ... until ... again simultaneously, it was, "We were ROOMMATES!" We laughed so hard at that. , )

[Umberto]

... "where do I know you from ....?" It was pretty hilarious because we had to really think hard. .............. until ... again simultaneously, it was, "We were ROOMMATES!" We laughed so hard at that. , )

now thats funny.

[Fenlore]

yeah, the is a funny story, heh, kinda wish I had stories like those... and the ability to actually tell a good story. Me telling a good story is like seeing a blue moon, doesn't happen that often.

[leanne]

those do sound like good times!!
he he

[ded i]

Fen - you are VERY funny and don't worry - when you get as old as I am you'll have plenty of stories... it just happens, it's part of life. It just takes a while for them to build up.

All the JD's I meet here are wonderful - it's amazing how the personalities shine through with just a few short words here and there ... Umberto just cracks me up - how he got his name was so fucking funny. Everyone here has something special ... and sometimes that specialness is just that they are so themselves - so true to form.

also - look at the way Umberto sez stuff with just the minimum wordage - Telling stories is something you think about and your ability improves, again with time and experience.

"There's no substitue for Experience" and I got a lot of that ...

[Umberto]

Oh thank you Deadeye.

I was afraid I was being shunned ever since i said I had a tail.

[The General]

Hmmmm often used as a prank, putting ones balls into another mouth while asleep... In my experience I bite in such a situation!:devilzeek

[leanne]

he he he

you's a tiger

RAAAAAAAAAHHHHRR!!

[Fenlore]

thanks deadeye, I know it'll just take time and so forth, hell it took me untill I was about 20 or better yet nearly 21 to be able to come up with funny jokes. I'm slow but I get there.

[ded i]

:hairpull:
... Deadeye and the other wife were titty diving along with the guys... or whatever you call it when you put your face between the stripper's tits and shake your face and make motorboat noises? The second time she did it, she wiped the slobber off her face and said, "This doesn't seem all that hygienic."

Just for the record - I did not make motorboat noises ... a girl gotta have some standards.....

[BennytheBlade]

I would be remiss in my duties if I didnt mention that Xray was on a cruise for an AWFULLY long time. :jdwink2:

[BigJim]

Xray, deadyeye...

I need to tell you that I am envious of your relationship. Its very rare for a long time couple to have such a friendship devoid of pretense and grounded in a love of life. If you guys are really like this in life....you should give classes.

[Rozz]

Xray, deadyeye...

I need to tell you that I am envious of your relationship. Its very rare for a long time couple to have such a friendship devoid of pretense and grounded in a love of life. If you guys are really like this in life....you should give classes.

Yes, I agree.

[ded i]

Roslin and bigjim - Thanx - I get 'em young and train 'em right ...

Sorry, this really isn't something to be flip about. X and are are blessed and we know it. We both know that life is too short to sweat the little stuff.

[xrayzebra]

God, I LOVE that WOMAN! :wes:

You cannot imagine.

She's probably right. She probably did not make motorboat noises, but I did. I think I was "projecting" and confusing us for each other.

[ded i]

She's probably right. She probably did not make motorboat noises, but I did. I think I was "projecting" and confusing us for each other.

It's been so long we can't remember what we did - probably time for another titty dive at Night Shift ... eh? :jdwink2: :madaddy: :jdevil:

If you don't mind I think I'll just watch this time ... although one never knows when one will become "caught up" in the intensity of the moment ... :ssmile:

mmmmmm mmmm ummmm <~ I'm practicing motorboat noises :boobies: :boobies: :sailor: :boobies: :general: :boobies: :sweetbenz:boobies:

[Rozz]

LOL....awesome!!!!!:spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: