Rednecks

[007]

You might be a redneck if. . .

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . ."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.

[Roadrunner]

GODDAMN THAT IS A GREAT FUCKING POST!

Sorry, I just watched 'Patton' a few days ago and the language kind of stuck with me. An excellent old movie BTW. 007, you are A-OK in my book. :clap:

[007]

Thank you, RR. Same here! :thumbsup:
Saw this on another forum and thought you guys would like it! Pretty much says it all. :gogdog:

[fulloflead]

:rolling:

;)

[Pumpkin]

I am a born and raised redneck, I clicked on this thread expecting the usual redneck insults. After reading this, I'm even more proud than I was before to be such a redneck! Sweet post! :gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog: :gogdog:

I find it very funny that every single one of the things posted above describe me exactly! :-D :gogdog:

[aaron]

wow 007 and i are both canadians, but when im in gander mountain tmw ill be sure to talk to some inbreddins'

[Wolfgang]

Wow... I had a paranoid feeling when I realized I'm in a forum full of red necks :help: ;)

[tubtar]

It's just a label , and labels have negative connotations to anyone who seems to be different from the individual who has been labeled.
That being said , I'll take redneck , or it's more politically incorrect handle.....asshole.
If you don't like it , you can go talk about me to your friends.....but make sure to do it behind my back because if I overhear you , I'll be forced to embarrass the shit out of you by exposing your basic ignorance in front of people you think care about you.
I probably wouldn't kick the shit out of you , but I wouldn't mind doing that either........just that it involves so much effort.......and this would piss me off even more , forcing me to increase the beating by a factor of two or three.
I practice all of the above mentioned characteristics in 007's initial post , but don't really see myself as a redneck.
Just a guy who doesn't appreciate being fucked with.
Do you have rednecks in Canada ?
I know we sent you a bunch of hippies back in the 60's and 70's , but I thought rednecks were pretty much of an American phenomenon.
Huh , go figure.
I know there are some cowboys up yonder , so why not.....right ?

J.S. :-D

[borinquen]

I probably wouldn't kick the shit out of you , but I wouldn't mind doing that either........just that it involves so much effort.......and this would piss me off even more , forcing me to increase the beating by a factor of two or three.


i fucking love that :gogdog:

[Guillermo]

I saw the subject and came here lookin for a fight. :D I was born and will die a redneck. It has never bothered me to be be incuded in that stereotype but don't think that I am "white trash" or a fuckin "cowboy". As long as you can drink endless cheap beer you will always be welcome here 007. I am a member of The Sons of Confederate Veterns if anybody doubts my pedigree.

[Mr.LaBella]

i am not a redneck....but maybe white trash.. although i really dont consider myself white

i am heavily tattooed :-D

[BenDibble]

:ron: is literally a colored folk. technicolor :D :D :D :D :D

[tubtar]

:ron: is literally a colored folk. technicolor :D :D :D :D :D

Watch it Bro.......you're talkin bout my people !

[Missaman]

I saw the subject and came here lookin for a fight. :D I was born and will die a redneck. It has never bothered me to be be incuded in that stereotype but don't think that I am "white trash" or a fuckin "cowboy". As long as you can drink endless cheap beer you will always be welcome here 007. I am a member of The Sons of Confederate Veterns if anybody doubts my pedigree.


SHEET ME TOO :cool:
We always seem to fight for the wrong side :hityou:

[007]

As long as you can drink endless cheap beer you will always be welcome here 007.

My specialty!

[AK-47]

007 -- you da man. Great post unfortunately this country got infected by political correctness , and everyone is offended by what others do and say--personally all those that believe in political correctness can shove it where it don`t shine--I`m a Redneck and proud of it--

[Chief Asswipe]

wow 007 and i are both canadians, but when im in gander mountain tmw ill be sure to talk to some inbreddins'



Can't you do the same at your house? I sorta figured the Canuck family trees don't do a whole lot of forkin.

[007]

No point in diluting a good blood line. :doublefu:

[Wolfgang]

No point in diluting a good blood line. :doublefu:

Get your hands off your sister (who's also your aunt, your niece, and your mother) :bashyou: :doublefu: :poke:

[tubtar]

As long as you don't have to call your sister mister.......it's all good

[007]

Sister mister. :D